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  1. I'd tell you a joke about NAT but I would have to translate.
  2. "Can I tell you a TCP joke?" "Please tell me a TCP joke." "OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke."
  3. Hey Girl, Roses are #ff0000, Violets are #0000ff, I use hex codes, But I'd use RGB for you.
  4. A SQL statement walks into a bar and sees two tables. It approaches, and asks "may I join you?"
  5. My husband and I were happy for 20 years. And then we met.
  6. Two SQL tables sit at the bar. A query approaches and asks "Can I join you?"
  7. I've got a really good UDP joke to tell you but I don’t know if you'll get it.
  8. Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.
  9. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
  10. If Bill Gates had a dime for every time Windows crashed ... Oh wait, he does.

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