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  1. Debugging: Removing the needles from the haystack.
  2. The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
  3. My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
  4. "Honey, go to the store and buy some eggs." "OK." "Oh and while you're there, get some milk." He never returned.
  5. Knock knock. Who's there? Recursion. Recursion who? Knock knock.
  6. Oysters hate to give away their pearls because they are shellfish.
  7. Judge: "I sentence you to the maximum punishment..." Me (thinking): "Please be death, please be death..." Judge: "Learn Java!" Me: "Damn."
  8. A SQL statement walks into a bar and sees two tables. It approaches, and asks "may I join you?"
  9. UDP is better in the COVID era since it avoids unnecessary handshakes.
  10. Java and C were telling jokes. It was C's turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says "Do you get the reference?" But Java didn't.

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