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  1. Four engineers get into a car. The car won't start. The Mechanical engineer says "It's a broken starter". The Electrical engineer says "Dead battery". The Chemical engineer says "Impurities in the gasoline". The IT engineer says "Hey guys, I have an idea: How about we all get out of the car and get back in".
  2. My husband and I were happy for 20 years. And then we met.
  3. I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
  4. Debugging is like being the detective in a crime movie where you're also the murderer at the same time.
  5. // This line doesn't actually do anything, but the code stops working when I delete it.
  6. Oysters hate to give away their pearls because they are shellfish.
  7. "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" [very long pause] "Java."
  8. I've got a really good UDP joke to tell you but I don’t know if you'll get it.
  9. Programming is 10% science, 20% ingenuity, and 70% getting the ingenuity to work with the science.
  10. My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger brother.

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