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Today's Jokes

  1. Knock knock. Who's there? Recursion. Recursion who? Knock knock.
  2. The six stages of debugging: 1. That can't happen. 2. That doesn't happen on my machine. 3. That shouldn't happen. 4. Why does that happen? 5. Oh, I see. 6. How did that ever work?
  3. My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger brother.
  4. A perfectionist walked into a bar... apparently, the bar was not set high enough.
  5. I have a joke about trickle down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
  6. Programming is 10% science, 20% ingenuity, and 70% getting the ingenuity to work with the science.
  7. Two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
  8. My husband and I were happy for 20 years. And then we met.
  9. A SQL statement walks into a bar and sees two tables. It approaches, and asks "may I join you?"
  10. I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down.

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