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  1. Debugging: Removing the needles from the haystack.
  2. Two SQL tables sit at the bar. A query approaches and asks "Can I join you?"
  3. "We messed up the keming again guys."
  4. Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
  5. I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
  6. How do you tell HTML from HTML5? - Try it out in Internet Explorer - Did it work? - No? - It's HTML5.
  7. My husband and I were happy for 20 years. And then we met.
  8. Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "Can I get you anything?" "Yeah," reply the bytes. "Make us a double."
  9. Programming is 10% science, 20% ingenuity, and 70% getting the ingenuity to work with the science.
  10. A SQL statement walks into a bar and sees two tables. It approaches, and asks "may I join you?"

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