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  1. Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
  2. My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger brother.
  3. Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog's paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote.
  4. Two SQL tables sit at the bar. A query approaches and asks "Can I join you?"
  5. Never date a baker. They're too kneady.
  6. A neutron walks into a bar and asks for a price on a drink. The barkeeper says: "For you... no charge!"
  7. A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and says "Can't you see the warning on the cigarette pack? Smoking is hazardous to your health!" to which the man replies, "I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings; we only worry about errors."
  8. A perfectionist walked into a bar... apparently, the bar was not set high enough.
  9. Judge: "I sentence you to the maximum punishment..." Me (thinking): "Please be death, please be death..." Judge: "Learn Java!" Me: "Damn."
  10. I have a joke about trickle down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.

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Your IP 216.73.216.xxx
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United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
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IP 216.73.216.xxx
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United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
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OK 45.148.10.xxx · The Netherlands North Holland Amsterdam · Techoff SRV Limited
https://fro*.shop/ Oct 27, 2026 7:43 AM
404 20.53.249.xxx · Australia New South Wales The Rocks · Microsoft Azure Cloud (australiaeast)
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