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  1. Two SQL tables sit at the bar. A query approaches and asks "Can I join you?"
  2. The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.
  3. "We messed up the keming again guys."
  4. How do you tell HTML from HTML5? - Try it out in Internet Explorer - Did it work? - No? - It's HTML5.
  5. The six stages of debugging: 1. That can't happen. 2. That doesn't happen on my machine. 3. That shouldn't happen. 4. Why does that happen? 5. Oh, I see. 6. How did that ever work?
  6. Oysters hate to give away their pearls because they are shellfish.
  7. Two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
  8. ASCII silly question, get a silly ANSI.
  9. Hey Girl, Roses are #ff0000, Violets are #0000ff, I use hex codes, But I'd use RGB for you.
  10. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.

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Your IP 216.73.216.xxx
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United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
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IP 216.73.216.xxx
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United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
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OK 216.73.216.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
https://fun*.shop/ Oct 27, 2026 7:45 AM
OK 2602:80d:100… · United States Michigan Ann Arbor · Censys, Inc.
https://fco*.shop/ Oct 27, 2026 7:44 AM
OK 2602:80d:100… · United States Michigan Ann Arbor · Censys, Inc.
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OK 45.148.10.xxx · The Netherlands North Holland Amsterdam · Techoff SRV Limited
https://fro*.shop/ Oct 27, 2026 7:43 AM
404 20.53.249.xxx · Australia New South Wales The Rocks · Microsoft Azure Cloud (australiaeast)
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http://hgr*.shop/ Oct 27, 2026 7:38 AM
OK 161.115.234.xxx · United States California Los Angeles · Flux Telecom, LLC
https://hwr*.shop/ Oct 27, 2026 7:38 AM
404 20.53.249.xxx · Australia New South Wales The Rocks · Microsoft Azure Cloud (australiaeast)
https://fdi*.shop/ Oct 27, 2026 7:38 AM
OK 20.53.249.xxx · Australia New South Wales The Rocks · Microsoft Azure Cloud (australiaeast)
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OK 2602:80d:100… · United States Michigan Ann Arbor · Censys, Inc.
http://hpr*.shop/ Oct 27, 2026 7:32 AM
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OK 2602:80d:100… · United States Michigan Ann Arbor · Censys, Inc.
http://lad*.shop/ Oct 27, 2026 7:29 AM
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OK 176.65.144.xxx · Switzerland Bern Bern · Dedik Services Limited
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https://fco*.shop/ Oct 27, 2026 7:08 AM
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http://fcr*.shop/ Oct 27, 2026 7:07 AM
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http://fsu*.shop/ Oct 27, 2026 7:06 AM
OK 167.71.11.xxx · The Netherlands North Holland Amsterdam · DigitalOcean, LLC
http://fco*.shop/ Oct 27, 2026 7:04 AM
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http://fbr*.shop/ Oct 27, 2026 7:04 AM
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https://fun*.shop:443/ Oct 27, 2026 7:02 AM
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http://fbr*.shop/ Oct 27, 2026 7:01 AM
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https://www.fsu*.shop/ Oct 27, 2026 7:00 AM
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http://hpr*.shop/ Oct 27, 2026 6:55 AM
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http://fbr*.shop/ Oct 27, 2026 6:55 AM
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http://hpr*.shop/ Oct 27, 2026 6:55 AM
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https://www.lle*.shop/ Oct 27, 2026 6:48 AM
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https://fun*.shop/ Oct 27, 2026 6:44 AM
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http://fro*.shop/ Oct 27, 2026 6:42 AM
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