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Today's Jokes

  1. Algorithm: A word used by programmers when they don't want to explain how their code works.
  2. Java and C were telling jokes. It was C's turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says "Do you get the reference?" But Java didn't.
  3. A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep. A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn't.
  4. Judge: "I sentence you to the maximum punishment..." Me (thinking): "Please be death, please be death..." Judge: "Learn Java!" Me: "Damn."
  5. Two SQL tables sit at the bar. A query approaches and asks "Can I join you?"
  6. "We messed up the keming again guys."
  7. To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!
  8. Never date a baker. They're too kneady.
  9. Two C strings walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get ya?" The first string says "I'll have a gin and tonic." The second string thinks for a minute, then says "I'll take a tequila sunriseJF()#$JF(#)$(@J#()$@#())!*FNIN!OBN134ufh1ui34hf9813f8h8384h981h3984h5F!##@" The first string apologizes, "You'll have to excuse my friend, he's not null-terminated."
  10. Debugging is like being the detective in a crime movie where you're also the murderer at the same time.

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